This smells awful! Here, YOU smell it!

Some things, as awful as they are, need sharing. One time on Ashika's recommendation I watched a movie called The Piano Teacher and felt so ill and mentally disturbed that I literally needed to watch hours of Seinfeld or something in order to cleanse my brain and be able to function normally again. John introduced me to a subculture he stumbled upon yesterday whose youtube videos have a similar effect on me as this movie. For your own emotional safety, this "YOU smell it" comes in two parts.

Part one is to watch this stealth ninja cat video many times in a row. It is cute enough to almost barf, but seriously it will help with part two.


Part two: proceed with caution. These videos are not violent, lewd, pornographic or inappropriate in anyway, but they might as well be. They are creepy as hell. The more I've seen, the creepier they get and now it almost makes me want to vomit.





When that vomitous feeling comes, just watch the cat video again and try to forget the creepy shoe guy, though it may have already scarred you, also, for life. Why, why, why? I recently wanted to see that horror movie "A Haunting in Connecticut" but no longer have the need. I can just watch this guy's movies back to back, follow the threads to related videos and be literally unable to sleep soundly for weeks straight.